fake money

I have recieved fake money twice in the past 5 months. The first was a five dollar bill recieved as change at the ARCO gas station on SE 39th and Belmont. I called the secret service about that one hoping to be able to deliver the money in person to an agent. Instead, they told me to mail it to them. So I took pictures of myself burning and it to light a cigarette. I recieved a fake ten dollar bill this weekend from the Trader Joe's on NE Sandy, in the Hollywood district. Both bills were incredibly shoddily made, and had small rips fixed with tape. Both worn a little bit. I do not pay attention to money. I refuse to be made to pay attention due to repeadet fake money experience.